Historical Art Enthusiasts Gifts

Spanish Art restorers to be regulated after botched jobs

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Thomas Keneally

In my day, they didn

Quick, follow that star

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Censorship | Not Censorship

William Wordsworth

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

"This sure makes my job easier."

'I think it's another modelling gig.'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'