Art History Enthusiasts Gifts

"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

'Now and Forever'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

The Da Vinci Cod

Jackson Pollock Studio