Art History Buffs Gifts

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

Early art critic

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

David Cameron and the Tax Cuts.

The Artist

I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh. You're a comic strip character, Al. Just use an eraser.

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

"Perhaps I should warn you his grace is not given to subtle criticism."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"It's very sixties."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"