Art History Buffs Pillows

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

Early art critic

David Cameron and the Tax Cuts.

The Artist

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

"Perhaps I should warn you his grace is not given to subtle criticism."

"It's very sixties."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'