Art History Junkie Gifts

'Oh...Could be a while.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Artist

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

The Selfie

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I could do that.'

Jackson Pollock Studio

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Convenience.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."