Art History Fan Gifts

Troys'R'Us.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

The Tojan's first attempt

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Artist

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Browser