Art History Fan Gifts

Troys'R'Us.

Today we'll get a cat's perspecive on some well-known paintings. "Starry Night," you say? I don't see it. It looks like a rolling balls of yarn to me. She is truly instrutable! It seems like she has a bit of feline DNA. Fresh mile! Beautiful! I could stare at that all day! Now that's absurd! Dog's can't play poker ... They'd wag their tail uncontrollably whenever they get a good hand!

Hee-hee-hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

The Tojan's first attempt

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Artist

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I could do that.'