Art History Buff Gifts

At the Met

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

The Dentists By Munch

Caveman tries to carve using a pencil.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

Michaelangelo's Characters Pass the Remote.

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Medusa and Perseus.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

'Notice the fluidity of line and the outstanding potential for asset appreciation.'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh.'

Pull my finger.

Michelangelo

'As a freelancer I'm better safe than sorry.'

"Thanks for reaching out."

"Gracie, look at my snow angel!"

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

The Creation of Static

Raphael

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

"That's close enough."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Picasso paints a flounder.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."