Art History Enthusiast Gifts

The Rake's Progress - Scene in Bedlam.

Infantas Around Town

Georges Seurat

Turning Points in Art History. Goliath is going to take a lot of marble. Why don

Wrestler's Mother

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

The Judgment of Paris

Trilby - Ilyssus

"Well....I could've done this!"

Hans Memling, 1480 or later: Portrait of a man with a coin.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

The Big Bang Theory of Evolution

Illuminated Manuscript.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"This sure makes my job easier."

"Michelangelo, a word if I may."

Worketh Nineth to Fiveth What a way to make a living. . .

The DaVinci Code

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

Covid Scream

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

Paul Klee

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

A caveman paints from life

Venus

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase