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"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Convenience.

Raphael

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Diego Velasquez

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Troys'R'Us.

Whistler's father.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Medusa and Perseus.

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Artistic License

Pollock Painting Company

American Gothic Selfie

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."