Lover Of Art History Prints

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Convenience.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Raphael

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Tinnitus?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Diego Velasquez

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Troys'R'Us.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Medusa and Perseus.

American Gothic Selfie

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"