Art History Lover Prints

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

A caveman paints from life

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock Studio

Kid doing cave paintings

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."