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"Wver notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?"

"Trust me, Elaine, having kids changes you!"

'Now and Forever'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

The Artist

Paul Klee

The DaVinci Code

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Venus

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Baroque Peacock

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I could do that.'

Picasso: The Early Years

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Da Vinci Cod

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings