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The Artist

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

A Quiet Rebuke.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Diego Velasquez

Troys'R'Us.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

The drinker.

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Your painted celing is ready, your holiness."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Art Vandalism

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'Stop with the jumping jacks already!'

"It's my first novel."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

Early Cave Art

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh. You're a comic strip character, Al. Just use an eraser.

Nude painting

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Early art critic