Prehistoric Art Fans Gifts

"It's my first novel."

Early Cave Art

A caveman paints from life

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Early accounting scandals.

Troys'R'Us.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Political Cave Art

"I call it angle-poise"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Early Art Critic

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'Kip paints caves.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

Self Portrait.