Prehistoric Art Enthusiasts Gifts

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Early accounting scandals.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Vincent Van Og.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Infographics: the early years.

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."