Prehistoric Art Aficionado Gifts

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Cavewoman smacking childs bottom for doing cave drawings

'Believe it or not, this was just an empty cave until we turned it into this art gallery.'

Cave people viewing the cave drawings at gallery.

A caveman paints from life

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Art Critics.

Political Cave Art

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Art Critic

Fall in the Greek Temple

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I hate Neanderthals!"