Prehistoric Artistry Admirer Gifts

Early Interior Designers.

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

This side is the gag reel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Cavemen Exhibit

Pompeii restoration project.

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Art Critics.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Political Cave Art

"Frieze!"

"I call it angle-poise"

Early Art Critic

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Prehistoric Pirates.

Musical Vases

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'