Prehistoric Artistry Admirer Gifts

Early Interior Designers.

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Early accounting scandals.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Pompeii restoration project.

Prehistoric Modern Art

Mammoth Posing

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Art Critics.

"Frieze!"

Political Cave Art

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I call it angle-poise"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Prehistoric Pirates.

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Musical Vases

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'