Prehistoric Art Lovers Gifts

"Just a tad to the left."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early accounting scandals.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."