Prehistoric Art Lovers Gifts

"Just a tad to the left."

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

The first car accident.

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Early accounting scandals.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Vincent Van Og.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'