Prehistoric Art Buff Gifts

"Ambitions... to win the Turner Prize"

The Paparazzi is getting out of control.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"This won't work. We're vegetarians."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

A caveman paints from life

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Early accounting scandals.

Vincent Van Og.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mammoth Posing

Prehistoric Modern Art

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Art Critics.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Political Cave Art

"I call it angle-poise"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister