Prehistoric Culture Buff Gifts

Dometic spats in a cannibal kitchen.

'Regional cuisine again?'

The First Recorded Valentines Day

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''