Prehistoric Cultural Aficionado Gifts

Club of the Month

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."