Prehistoric Aficionado Gifts

"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'He says you demolished his front door when you delivered the paper this morning.'

'Fred,you've been hunting a long time, haven't you?'

'It needs brakes.'

'I can't eat leftovers for 6 months.'

'Look -- Oog has invented whiplash!'

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering. Let's invent the stock market so we can spend the day trading.'

"I call it a Wheelchair."

'I have to cram for a paleontology exam tonight.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cavemen playing with a roulette table

Thag admires the latest clubs at the cave depot.

"I've had it with this kitchen!"

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Caveman to caveman: 'I invented the compact.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

'Krork...so...erudite!'

I know I'm a wooden campaigner but elect me chief and I promise I'll bop heads for you every day!

'How do you know you won't like brontosaurus if you don't try it?'

'All right, but don't come crying to me when you fall down.'

Primitive GPS System.

Ugg inadvertently invents meals-on-wheels.

'Dad, I think you hit the back button too many times.'

'Is it me or are those dinosaurs looking younger?'

"They say he knows 37 ways to kill a man with a rock."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Dinosaur Bridge

"'Made in China?' What the hell is China?"

"Do you like my four wheel drive?"

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Ancient Weapons

"T-Rex best in show."