Prehistoric Enthusiast Gifts

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'

The birth of science.

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'We have one hunter and one gatherer... Everyone else is a consultant.'

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we'd better establish some local community standards.'

'This may hurt a little.'

'Someday this will all be done by consultants.'

Caveman showing off wheel to unimpressed caveman with fire.

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."

'Hunting, hunting, hunting!.. Just once couldn't you draw a nice gathering scene?!

Man invents dispute resolution.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'

"Wait! Come Back!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

"You two have done very well hunting and gathering...perhaps it's time for some investment planning?"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Early Blood Draw

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Well? - Now that we've learned to talk, aren't you going to admit that you were wrong?'

'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'

'The hunting and gathering has worked for you, but as you get older, it;s time to switch to dividend-yielding bonds.'

'Well, if it isn't the missing link!'

Early Dental Floss.

The First Multi-Tasker.

"We're working on reading readiness."

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

Early Attempts At Agriculture.

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

'It's time we talked about the facts of life, Son... Any theories?'

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'