Prehistoric Life Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, no mammoth today.'

"The dirt is imported."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''