Prehistoric Life Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, no mammoth today.'

"The dirt is imported."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

The First Kite

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'