Prehistoric Life Lover Gifts

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Early career fair

Ancient Farming Practises.

Ghill's intellectual arrogance was totally lost on Zogg...

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"What's a patent?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"Blast from the past!"

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

Dinersaurs.

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'