Prehistoric Life Lover Gifts

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Early career fair

Ancient Farming Practises.

"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"

Ghill's intellectual arrogance was totally lost on Zogg...

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"What's a patent?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

This side is the gag reel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Caveman wheel repairers.