Prehistoric Lover Gifts

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"What's a patent?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Don't look now, but we're in deep yabba-dabba-doo-doo.'

'I was putting it through a series of rigorous road tests, and a dinosaur stepped on it.'

"This isn't working."

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Fishermen abducted by Pterodactyl

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The discovery of asparagus.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"