Prehistoric Parody Lover Gifts

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's a rockery...next year we're putting in a water feature."

"Do you have anything plant-based..?"

Tonight: The Rolling Stones

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

This side is the gag reel.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Batman O' War

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Is it free-range?"