Prehistoric Parody Lover Gifts

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"It's a rockery...next year we're putting in a water feature."

"Do you have anything plant-based..?"

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Even More Disciples'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'How's that, Umpire?'