Prehistoric Comedy Lover Gifts

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

This side is the gag reel.

Adultery

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"How should I know? You're the one that had the health insurance ID card last."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Is it free-range?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"