Prehistoric Comedy Lover Pillows

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Adultery

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Has he had all his shots"

'I just invented business!'