Prehistoric Joke Lover Pillows

'I told you that thing would mess up the environment!'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I just invented business!'