Prehistoric Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'It may be evolution to you, but I call it 'avoidance of intimacy issues!'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'Be careful how you talk to my father - It's best if you just use grunts and gestures.'

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'Why Dug! I haven't seen you in years! You haven't evolved a bit!'

'Those banner ads don't work.'

Caveman with first-mover advantage for selling wheels.

'What's he doing that we're not doing?'

"My husband just invented fire. Now he'll expect a hot meal every night."

'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Hunter-Gatherer at I.B.M.?

'If we really want to make money, we need to come up with some options.'

"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"

'An F? How do you get an F in 'Gathering?''

'I just invented the wheel and traffic congestion.'

'I can't pass it as a dwellable cave unless you get yourself a rollable boulder to reduce your heat loss. '

'Hitting each other over the head with clubs may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

"Nice, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing."

'Millions of years till they discover psychiatric drugs but man, I'm an idiot TODAY!'

Hunt, Gather

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'And if you do take this job, you'll also get a company vehicle. Just as soon as the wheel is invented.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'My husband discovered fire, so he expects me to cook!'

'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

'I call it a 'helmet' - It's a new invention to prevent unwanted pregnancies.'

"Yesterday she invented the bathroom and locked herself in it."

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'