Prehistoric Humor Admirer Pillows

The last thesaurus: 1. Ouch; 2. Ooh; 3. Aargh.

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

This side is the gag reel.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Early on-line shopping

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'