Prehistoric Humor Admirer Gifts

The last thesaurus: 1. Ouch; 2. Ooh; 3. Aargh.

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Early on-line shopping

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Is it free-range?"

Carbon Dating

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'