Prehistoric Humor Fan Gifts

'I told you your idea of wheels on a cart was unworkable.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

It was Ugs discovery, but it would be exploited by others.

How Banking Started

"Maybe your spear hunting buddies aren't really buddies."

"Looks like user error to me"

Very early positive self-talk.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

"Mes vieux pantalons en pattes d'éléphants! Que de souvenirs!"

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

'Good luck, Dear. I hope your team wins.'

Inventing the baseball.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I believe this produce will appeal to both hunters and gatherers.'

'You're SURE this is how to make gasoline?'

'I think you're taking this whole man-cave thing too literally Craig.'

'There goes big mouth, flaunting his new App.'

'Base jumping will be safer when some kind of parachute device is invented.'

'Motivational speaker'

'The first step: a straight line...'

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"Space me, I've got a wife and kids...eat them!"

"I told you i would go hunting as soon as i finished blogging."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I hope he doesn't realize I'm regifting."

"I've got the necessities: food, shelter, and a little black dress."

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"This will replace walking."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."