Prehistory Humor Fan Gifts

Searching for a quirky gift for the prehistory humor fan in your life? Our collection combines witty jokes with clever designs inspired by ancient times, perfect for those who love a good laugh about the distant past. Whether it's a mug, tee, or print, find a fun way to celebrate their prehistoric passions.

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Primitive Computer Graphics

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'I told you it would be useful.'

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"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else." mockup

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!" mockup

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

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"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye." mockup

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

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Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out. mockup

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

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"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly." mockup

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

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'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.' mockup

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

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"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!" mockup

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat." mockup

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

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Used wheels

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"Is it free-range?"

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'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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Grok's Thought Stopping.

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"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location." mockup

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

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'Gentlemen, invent your engines.' mockup

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

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"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend." mockup

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

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'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?' mockup

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

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'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!' mockup

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

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'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.' mockup

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

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'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!' mockup

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

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'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.' mockup

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

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'I just invented business!'

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"Has he had all his shots"

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"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!" mockup

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

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"This is what I use for social media." mockup

"This is what I use for social media."

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"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

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