Prehistoric Humor Aficionado Gifts

The First Marketer.

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

'Scavenge, scavenge, scavenge! -- I should have married a predator!'

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'...and then my wife said: Can I borrow your club for a moment?'

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Early on-line shopping

The First Kite

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Is it free-range?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Carbon Dating

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.