Prehistoric Humor Aficionado Gifts

The First Marketer.

"I'm a hunter." "I'm a gatherer."

In the days before paper an scissors. Drat! We tie again!

'Scavenge, scavenge, scavenge! -- I should have married a predator!'

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'...and then my wife said: Can I borrow your club for a moment?'

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Early on-line shopping

The First Kite

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'You can't believe a word he says since he invented the subjunctive.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.