Prehistoric Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

First Cartoon

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"This is what I use for social media."

"Has he had all his shots"

'I just invented business!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"