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'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

First Cartoon

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I just invented business!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'