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"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

'I don't know - there's been a lot of science fraud taking place recently.'

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

"It's still in beta."

Valet parking.

'To help solve our design dilemma, I've brought in the inventor of the wheel.'

Man invents the recall

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Tennis was much harder before string was invented.

"Is it free-range?"

"It'll revolutionize transportation! -- I call it the 'iFoot'!"

The First Stairs

'Hey, don't underestimate, the little twerps -- they''ve got brains the size of GRAPEFRUITS!'

Pee Rex.

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

If you can read this, you're too close.

'Meat again! That's the last dinosaur I kill.'

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

'Run over to the glacier and get Daddy a nice cold beer.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this hostile work environment.'

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Now - what to get for afters????"

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"Maybe you can get a signal if you lift it over your... never mind."

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

"Next stop, Ptarrytown."