Prehistoric Humor Lover Mugs

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

Why Dinosaurs Made Lousy Pets,

'Well if you're so clever why didn't you invent the handbrake!'

"If you need it to start a fire. I have a lithium ion battery."

Org inadvertantly and simultaneously invents the wheel and meals on wheels.

'I don't know - there's been a lot of science fraud taking place recently.'

Valet parking.

"It'll revolutionize transportation! -- I call it the 'iFoot'!"

"Is it free-range?"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man invents the recall

'To help solve our design dilemma, I've brought in the inventor of the wheel.'

Tennis was much harder before string was invented.

"It's still in beta."

The First Stairs

'Hey, don't underestimate, the little twerps -- they''ve got brains the size of GRAPEFRUITS!'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Pee Rex.

'When you get upright, it'll be a lot easier to talk to each other! In fact, we can talk all the time!'

'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'

'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

'Sure, this is great, but don't you think we should be exploring alternative energy sources?'

'I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this hostile work environment.'

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

"Now - what to get for afters????"

'Run over to the glacier and get Daddy a nice cold beer.'

'Maybe this arm wrestling tournament wasn't such a great idea after all.'

If you can read this, you're too close.