Prehistoric Humor Fans Mugs

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

Opposable thumbs might not seem very useful right now, but one day we'll text with them!

"I don't get it. We hunt. We gather. When do you find the time to accessorize?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

Dinosaur SUV's

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

'Oh, goodie! — it's about time somebody invented a flea collar!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Falling asleep at the wheel...

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"Well I preferred analogue - still, it's 3:30 - better be going!"

"Amazing how technology always has the answers. We're saved!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'