Prehistoric Comedy Fans Mugs

"Now, this one is loaded with options."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I just invented business!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Has he had all his shots"

"This is what I use for social media."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."