Prehistoric Humor Lovers Mugs

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'I have it! - - We'll call this our Chat Room!'

65,000,000 B.C.

"Not so woolly please."

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I just invented business!'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Has he had all his shots"

"This is what I use for social media."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"