Prehistoric Humor Lovers Gifts

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."

''Language' is a great invention, but I keep getting syntax errors.'

"Simple rule of thumb; if it tries to eat us, serve with red. If it runs away from us, a white."

We need to agree on name for it. So far we have "yum," "ahh" and "@#$%."

Pet cat brings down a dinosaur

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

'I have it! - - We'll call this our Chat Room!'

65,000,000 B.C.

"Not so woolly please."

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'I just invented business!'