Prehistoric Comedy Fans Gifts

"Now, this one is loaded with options."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"Has he had all his shots"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I just invented business!'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"This is what I use for social media."

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"