Prehistoric Comedy Fan Gifts

"I don't need a club or a spear, now that I've mastered sarcasm."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'STICK 'EM UP!' 'HANG ON! Isn't this an anomaly?'

"I think you just invented Monday."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Dunno how you do it. When I was married to her she wouldn't let me go out for a drink.'

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

'Those who can't hunt, gather -- those who can't hunt OR gather, teach.'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

'That's Oog — he's a real stand-up guy.'

'Those who can't hunt, gather -- those who can't hunt OR gather, teach.'

"Oh no! The media got wind of our affair."

"I love classic rock."

"They're like cockroaches. You see one and you can bet there's an infestation."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'