Prehistoric Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'It may be evolution to you, but I call it 'avoidance of intimacy issues!'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

'Be careful how you talk to my father - It's best if you just use grunts and gestures.'

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Why Dug! I haven't seen you in years! You haven't evolved a bit!'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

Hunter-Gatherer at I.B.M.?

'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'

'An F? How do you get an F in 'Gathering?''

"My husband just invented fire. Now he'll expect a hot meal every night."

'If we really want to make money, we need to come up with some options.'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Those banner ads don't work.'

'What's he doing that we're not doing?'

"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"

Caveman with first-mover advantage for selling wheels.

'I just invented the wheel and traffic congestion.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

'My husband discovered fire, so he expects me to cook!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Dull again. If you want to eat, quit using it to shave your legs."

'Hitting each other over the head with clubs may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'

'Millions of years till they discover psychiatric drugs but man, I'm an idiot TODAY!'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'And if you do take this job, you'll also get a company vehicle. Just as soon as the wheel is invented.'

Hunt, Gather

'I can't pass it as a dwellable cave unless you get yourself a rollable boulder to reduce your heat loss. '

'I call it a 'helmet' - It's a new invention to prevent unwanted pregnancies.'

"Nice, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing."