Prehistoric Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"

'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

The discovery of asparagus.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early on-line shopping

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"