Prehistoric Comedy Appreciator Gifts

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

This side is the gag reel.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

All-Verbal Westerns

Moulin Rouge Security

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."