Prehistoric Appreciator Gifts

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Hunter, gatherer, orderer.

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Cavemen Exhibit

Origins of the Housewarming Gift...

Neanderthal Golf.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The First Kite

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"