Prehistoric Appreciator Gifts

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Hunter, gatherer, orderer.

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Neanderthal Golf.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''